me:no one ever texts me
    *gets a text*
    me:wtf do you want

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow