chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

gohn-jegbert:

have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable